~Go and get yourself a train too~

Aku tak sedap badan. Sakit kepala, badan sakit2, selsema. Wait a minute, kenapa orang selalu kata tak sedap bada, tak bleh kat tak lazat badan ke, pada hal sedap dengan lazat tu kan lebih kurang jer? Otak tak normal jap. Patutnya, makan ubat pastu bawak2 le tido, mata tak mau lena la. Aku nak share e-mail kawan aku forward la. Gelong betoi, kaya sangat la tu~

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Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son,
Nasser

My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love,
your Dad

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HAMPEH!

Kalau ditukar ke situasi di sini (jari telunjuk tunjuk kat diri sendiri):

Dear Boss,

Kepong is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Boss, I am a bit bored to arrive at my school with my students so like 'monkeys' now when all my USM's friends and many of my senior didn't have students like that.

Your staff,

Secret

My dear loving staff

Application for tranfer will be in September. Don't forget to fill it. Please stop embarrassing us. We'll help you find your dream school at Penang. Go and get yourself ready to be tranferred.

Love,
your Boss

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KAN BEST!

Motif? Kan best kalau dapat tukar mengajar kat lain. I dah boring tengok environment yang sama je